We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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