ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
