Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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