The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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