So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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