Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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