I don't think brook has ever known best
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
His nipple licking is glorious
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