If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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