He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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