Porn is love you can see.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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