Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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