If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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