I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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