last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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