we have officially lost it.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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