I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
pray to the hookup gods
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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