they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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