I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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