why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
why is half of my head shaved?
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