i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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