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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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