I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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