Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
