Are we in a gay sports bar?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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