is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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