Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The air was thick with penises
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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