gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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