I wish i was in the wii world.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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