It's Friday. Sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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