hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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