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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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