so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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