the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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