I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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