i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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