forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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