My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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