But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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