I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
porn star boner night. come get it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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