He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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