Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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