He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have fence marks all over my body
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
