She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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