its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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