Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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