He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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