I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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