What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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