New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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