new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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