just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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