Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
