I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My feet surprised me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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