I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And then my night got REAL pukey
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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